hey. its actually jen this time so..you can be bored. yeah. umm im at school..in the media center cause we're supposed to be doing some crazy shakespeare crap. but uh im not cause its gay. the end.
i havent been herre in a while cause jeff has been keeping it so alive with his raps and stories about me & him going :D :shock: :o :wink: 8) :twisted: lol. anyways, me & michelle are going to cali this summer! i know youll miss us....and ill miss you sooo much jeff!!
night on broadway is almost over [b]thank god.[/b] ive been at practice ALL the time..oh gg teachers coming
so it's been a while since i've made an entry. i have been so busy with school just trying to get good grades cuz i wanna be the head of my class. not much has been goin on lately. i decided to get sick for a while. i'm going to buy a kitty cat soon so jeff can play with it all he wants. i love him so much and he is the best boyfriend in the world, a lot better than graham. though i want to do him horribly, we are good at holding ourselves back so we don't :shock: :shock: :wink: :oops: :o everytime we see each other. we're above that. i think i'll go make him some dinner or maybe a cake. bye bye
sup it's jeff -ok so this blog was definately dead...now is my attempt to revive it....so now hot off the press- jen with her new hip rap!
Yo my name is jen, I'm sippin on some hen, When i'm hot- i sizzle, I hang with jeffjizzle, When he gives me a glance, It makes me cream my pants, When i'm chillin in my skirt, The boys start to flirt, But i don't give in quite yet, Cuz i'm a little pimpette, I'm never really shy, I eat my noodles dry, And rice is such a loss, Unless it's drenched in duck sauce, When i rub against my boo, It makes him get stiffer, I'm the J to the E to the N to the nifer.
alright im gonna go as far back as i remember..which is friday. me, jeff, michelle, and dorie went to the mall and got some shit...then dorie left and me, michelle, and jeff went to see secret window. it was really good but kinda weird. then saturday came and i had to leave on a 6 hour plane ride to san diego...i was sitting in the middle in coach with this lady that wouldnt stop talking to me and this guy who had one foot in the grave already who smelled funny. it was soo much fun. so i get into LAX and meet my dad in the shitty no ac or cd player mercades and go for a 2 and a half hour drive into san diego.
sunday i went surfing and then shopping. the water was cold as a bitch and all i had was a springsuit so i was freezin my ass off. then i went to the mall and got some shit. again. so by this time the jet lag is killing me and im going to bed at 7:30 and wakin up at 6. wow im one hell of a spring break partyer...then monday me and my dad went up to big bear (3 hour car ride + hell-la traffic) and went skiing. it was pretty fuckin cool cause it was 75 degrees up on the slopes so we were wearing short sleeved shirts..and i saw this guy with no shirt. that guy is my hero...then i fell asleep on the car ride back and i had my sunglasses on so i have this really gay sunburn..wow im smart. tuesday i went sailing on the harbor and it was really cold...i even fell asleep on the boat cause this -3 hours is killing me. oh yeah, and i saw the real world san diego house. my dad works right next to it..which is pretty pimp if u ask me. uh today i was supposed to go surfing with my dad but guess what? i got sick. dumb bitches. well hes out there and im stuck here so gimme a ring to keep me occupied cause im bored as shit
hey guys its jen (finally) so prepare to be bored this whole damn entry.
yesterday i went to tijuana flats w/ biana, katy, jeff, ted, graham and connor. it was really fun, and i had no crap on my ass because i can pull my pants down. so we had to leave and me and jeff didnt have a ride home so we decided to walk home. this 9 year old is on his bike with his friend and he just screams "FUCK U!" and then jeff flicked him off and the kid was like "uhh not u...sorry!" so we keep walking and this kid runs up to me smacks my ass and runs away. so 2 minutes later this kid comes back for more and jeff is just like "fuck u" and this kid is like "what, its not like ur ever gonna tap that shit!" NOT cool...not cool at all. i should have gone and got that kids number and then like called his mom. that would be so cool.
i wont be at school tomorrow cause i have to do some dumb chorus shit and ill be at dr phillips all day...MPA blows...but ill be back at main campus at like 2 so ill be able to do stuff later...yeah
spring break in 2 weeks...ill be in cali from the 13-18...ill miss everyone :cry:
ok...so i'm not jen....but since this thing is dying here...i figured i'd shock it in the ass and give it a little boost. so here is me pretending to be jen-
hey guys - i haven't updated this thing in like forever once again cuz i'm stupid like that. so not much has been goin on lately. wednesday me the nator graham dorie jeff and ted went to tijuana flats. when i saw jeff i was like :shock: !look at that fine piece of ass! anywayz..we ate shit ...well not really shit but food. then i went to the bathroom :x :x :x :x when i got out i realized i had forgot to pull down my pants to go to the restroom :oops: i had crap all over my ass the rest of the night. the end. :D
love jeff
a lady on tha streets but a freak in tha bed! -from that awesome usher song...haha
friday i went to epcot with all the ib kids! i had 2 free tickets so me and dorie went. a lot of people were like "wat are u doing here?" but it doesnt matter cause it was soo much fun! :D
saturday night i went to sadie hawkins which was pretty fuckin cool!! seriously...a lot better than i thought. i wore my dress that im wearing to next cotillion, but by then ill have new shoes, so ill be able to feel my feet:).
sunday me, michelle, dorie, and josey went tanning and then to the mall...and i got another skirt...and then i went to youth group, which as usual was awesome!
guess whos class won pasta for pennies!? mine!!
[b]p.s.:[/b] jeff dont u ever worry...i love u sooo much!! and i really really mean that. :D (sorry for all the mushiness guys!)
friday night i had to go to this dumbass chorus thing, and i told jeff not to come cause i was singing thurr, but guess who showed up? my mouth like dropped in the middle of the song. it was sweet though :D.
saturday i went over to his house for a while and we watched the music man! jeff, ted, graham, travis, and parker were in it so it was fun to laugh at all of them. then we went for a bike ride...like in the rain. wow we're stupid. and then we came back and went to china garden, which was goood.
sunday i worked out and went to youth group which was awesome as usual. i think its the best one we've ever had! then monday me, michelle, and josey went to the mall and we had a lot of fun. we took a lot of random pictures (which im sure a lot of u saw at school today) and met up with mike for a while.
and that was my kick ass 3 day weekend. i think we should go to tijuana again this week... :)
wednesday i went over to michelles house. we went to mms and did some stuff. like visit teachers. damn we're dorks. then me, jeff, dorie, graham, michelle, and ted went to tijuana flats. we stayed for like 2 hours. it was crazy.
now jeff wants me to write about my fantasies.
calidreamin63: what are my fantasies then jeff? DCTALKjlc: well how am i supposed to know that....you tell me calidreamin63: maybe u are my fantasy DCTALKjlc: hee....am i a librarian?? calidreamin63: ...yes DCTALKjlc: wow....that is amazingly hot DCTALKjlc: that's kinda like my fantasy DCTALKjlc: your a libriarian with your hair up and glasses on DCTALKjlc: and then you toss the glasses and swing your head around and your hair falls down....then we do it on the books
wow last week really flew by. wednesday i stayed home, cause i was tired, and my mom decided to be cool. and it was fun, watched re-runs of the real world and some mad tv. michelle called me from school informing me that jeff was lost without me:). i now know that i should come to school every day! after school michelle & katie came over and we went to 711, after my mom walked out on me twice.
thursday after school i went over to jeffs house to work on the "scavenger hunt". instead we just kinda hung out at the park. wow, we're slackers.
friday was jeffs little sister's birthday party. (thats a mouthfull!) chaperoning time...that was crazy. my favorite kids were: the girl who said, "hi im weird!", the fat chick, cause she was like "mm i wish i had food", and the girl who actually was cool. the hammock was cool:)...and i made fondue! oh man...innuendo.
sunday me and michelle got our cotillion dresses! im so happy, i love mine! i have to get it altered a little though, and my mom might be letting me get new shoes to match. score! then youth group was later, which was totally cool as usual.
so here i am updating this bitch. school was cool. thursday night me, jeff, graham, dorie, and michelle went to the boys JV soccer game. that was a lot of fun except it was so fuckin cold. then after the game we went to mcdonalds. mm...mcdonalds.
friday night we were gonna go somewhere but we didnt...ahem dorie and graham. so me and michelle chilled over at her house and listened to some old school britney and christina. haha michelles on crack.
saturday morning me and michelle went over to the comm service thing at the park looking like SHIT when we ran into connor, heath, and jimbo. then we left them and talked to kates for a while. then we went to mcdonalds. again...then jeff came on in! me still looking like shit. funness. then we brought katies food back and then we left. saturday night i went to the movies with jeff and heath. it was a lot of fun...we walked around like in the rain and heath got a huge 2 liter of coke. it was so funny.
sunday was dance and work out day. then the super bowl party...PATRIOTS WON! eat that bitches. today was really fun at school. i decided that im definately getting a 2 in conduct in haskett's class. oh well, ill just have my fun.
jeff are u happy that i updated now? lol, i love u...now u have my week from my point of view. i'm so fucking stressed. i have so much homework...and im really tired. i feel like crap. so call me and cheer me up...it would be most appreciated. :) (even though several of u already have...thanks guys!)
man saturday was craziness. i got ready for angelas party in like 30 minutes which was weird cause i got all dressed up. josey and jacky were 30 minutes late to pick me up!! it was crazy... we werent really sure we were going the right way. so that was fun. i stayed at angelas party for like 2 hours and it was soo much fun. then my mom came to pick me up with michelle and dor in the car. i changed at KFC. luckily dorie was wearing her neutral gang colors. we went to that weekends thing, and it sucked! the whole reason we were going was to suprise graham with dorie. but he thought she wasnt coming...so after all the uh stress of figuring out wat to do, we went over to grahams house. so with all of us it was me, jeff, dor, graham, michelle, ted, and connor. it was hilarious-ness. then that night i only got like 5 hours of sleep...cause u know me, gotta wake up early. then sunday i just worked out and did like nothing. then youth later was fun...then again isnt it always?! school was soo fun today! i dont know why, i guess its cause haskett was gone. man hes so boring.
k i havent written in this bitch in a week. uh the 3 day weekend was cool, i wound up doing nothing most of the time, but its better than not doing anything i guess. school was okay, friday was definately the funnest. i dont know why, i guess its cause in all our classes we didnt actually [i]do[/i] anything. im seriously starting to wonder if im getting points taken off for sleeping in creative writing...
went to the movies last night. it was coolness. saw win a date with tad hamilton with michelle, katie, and braden. that was fun. we hung out at johnny rockets for a while...that was awesome. and our waiter guy matt, was pretty fly for a white guy. yeah he definately hated us, but we tipped him well. we saw seth, which was really funny cause he did like a double take when he saw michelle and the RAN. guess those shaved legs are really startin to pay off for the kid.
this morning i went to einstein...in my pajamas. i bet that was hot. no bacon though, i know, its almost a crime. then i came back and had to clean up my room...i hate cleaning. cleaning blows.
tonight is gonna be pretty crazy. im going to angela's party at 6. then im gonna party it up there until 7:45. im leaving early to go to the weekends thing at 8. (if my mom is nice and takes me!) that ends at 12. i am gonna be soo tired sunday. sunday will be the day of rest, until youth group. and like lucy says, go or be shot.
friday night me and luce, michelle, and jeff AND DORIE went over to katies house. we watched shrek and potc...cause u know, we're cheap like that. we were gonna go out to the finding nemo thing, but no one's parents wanted to pick us up. and of course by the time we were all home and it was too late everyone's parents were suddenly available. man, rents are confusing. (and the legend of the rent was way hardcore!) wow glad i got all that outta my system. and yesterday michelle and mike came to get me and we just kinda wandered around maitland for a while. man that kid is hilarious. then i went over to michelles house and we sat out on the front porch. then i took like a really fast shower when i got home and then me, michelle, jeff, and this kid austin went to the movies. we saw along came polly which was really good. i think austin thinks i am really weird. i feel bad...for people who are just meeting me and dont understand my sarcasm...it must be weird. so today im just "chillaxin" (weird ass word of the week) until youth tonight. im so excited! there has been no youth for a month...and i miss it! its pancake night, and everyone will be there EXCEPT anne catherine. but it will still be fun. tomorrow we need to live it up, as our last day of the weekend. so u can gimme a ring today or tomorrow. now im goin to work out cause some of us need to stay in shape for dance. man...i bet that sentence popped a few boners.
so on sunday i sat on my lazy ass most of the day. and then i went out to lunch [b](tijuana flats!)[/b] with the jew. wow, out to lucnh. i sound like im 60. anyways we came back to mi casa and just hung out for a few hours. and then i went to jeff's youth which was fun. but ours is soo better :wink: haha. then i came home and had a dream that me and michelle were fighting if we had school the next day or not...and i woke up wondering if i was supposed to go to school or not. damn dreams. anyways, school was a bitch as usual, and we got report cards. i did good except i got a C in algebra, which is just flat out gay. im not grounded which is cool...i think my mom is just trying to be overly nice to me so ill tell her about my life...who knows! so yesterday i didnt really do much...talked to michelle on the phone about her and her madres fight about some stuff. and today was fun. it was "national ass grab day" or wat not, jeff took advantage of that lol. and not just on me! so now im home watching the real world (wat am i thinking?) and im going to get my hair cut in an hour. i decided [u]not[/u] to go to california at the end of the month for the surf/snowboard trip. im sad about that...it woulda been cool. but with the effects of my report card i probably shouldnt miss 5 days of school in a row. monday we're off...thats gonna be cool...ill be able to stuff ALL weekend since im not grounded!!
its already 1 and im not out doing something...which is weird. anyways, all week ive had b lunch! which the first day i was too tired to be fun, but yesterday...that was the fun one. school is really easy. i changed like 3 of my classes, and i like 2 of them better...so im really happy i switched. see, i think they shouldnt have these gay little a lunch b lunch thing...its ghetto. so speaking of ghetto, gs meeting yesterday also blew the big one. we were there like 30 minutes TOO LONG. and then we went to the movies (me, jeff, katie, michelle, and id love to say teague wasnt there...) big mistake bringin teague along. that was really...difficult. i am gonna have to do some [u]serious[/u] favors for a few of u. i was talking to my dad and justin (some of u dont remember him) secretly went out to cali without gregzilla knowing. so, greg is going down on the 25th of this month. aaannd...my dad is thinking about letting me go down there with him. for a whole week! i dont know if im going to, but it would be fun. then i think about how all of u are gonna miss the shit out of me. just kidding, everyone would be like "i think someones gone...but..." since im already going down there for all of spring break, i dont know how much i wanna miss. + im gonna miss a shitload of school. 5 whole freakin days. thats like 20 hours of homework. i havent decided wat im gonna do...so if u have any sort of input...talk to me about it. and if u wanna come too and ur parents wanna pay for it, then be my guest.
so if u wanna do anything tonight, u know where to call. the cell, cause brand new minutes start [u]today.[/u]
so friday night me and michelle went over to jeffs house and ted was there. we watched spaceballs, which is as u know, a classic. then we went out to the boathouse which was really cool...that has to be one hell of a ladies magnet. haha. there was some balancing action on a broken hammock stand...that was kinda funny. then we went back inside and jeff and ted played guitar/piano and then ted left. then we all sat and watched a hilarious news story on natural gas which was so funny. and thats the second time i watched it with jeff...man that thing is so funny.
so saturday michelle and katie came over and we tanned out by the pool. that was fun...im finally not so freakin pale. thats the one bad thing about winter...anyways then we just hung out and then they spent the night.
this morning we all went out to breakfast with my dad. i love bacon. haha. then me and michelle went to the mall and i got some more clothes...not like i need them. man i should seriously be [i]saving[/i] my money. oh well, then i couldnt go to youth with jeff cause our ride didnt get there in time. oh well. jeff im so sry! ill make it up to u! haha. man the clock on this thing is so messed up. it says its like 2 in the morning when its only 6. its some gay stuff.
movies tomorrow afternoon? kinda like a last day of winter break thing. i need to do something...
i havent updated this in a while so here i am. um lets see...im just gonna start from where i remember. katies party was really fun. a lot of inside jokes and cookie dough. im suprised we dont have salmonella. haha. we watched the classics...dude wheres my car and american pie among them...cool stuff.
then my dad came and took me and michelle to the mall. that was cool...she got a lot more than me...but thats okay. we went out to dinner where we discussed michelles "man of choice" haha that was interesting.
um new years eve. went to jeffs house at like 11:30 and met the parents. the first hour was just sitting there and smiling...then we walked to park ave w/ his little sister and one of her friends. that was fun too...but when we got back my dad was still there! it was hilarious...then we played blackjack and poker (wow wat influences im having on this family) and watched some cool movie. haha. um a lot of other stuff happened but im gonna skip all that. i went over to michelles house around 8:30 and we watched joy ride and swimfan and then we went over to alex mcleods for a little partay. that was cool...we got these awesome hats. then we went back to her house and went to sleep at like 1:30. then the next day we did nothing for a while and then we went to the park to look at little "artistic views" for the park photo shoot. its gonna be awesome. then we had our little 1792 adventure again. we went to mcd and then came back to michelles. then we went to the movies with jeff & heath and saw paycheck. okay movie...fun to make fun of. lol. anyways...i dont think heath hates me all that much anymore which is cool.
today i did a lot w/ mi padre. so yeah. umm me and michelle are gonna go see a movie tonight @ 7 so if u wanna go gimme a ring.
christmas was so awesome. santa was on um a tight budget this year, but it was a lot better than i expected! i got gift certificates, clothes, cds, and dvds. so that was cool. i also got this [b]hot[/b] ring lol.
then yesterday i went to candlelight at epcot. we had to do 2 processionals so we didnt get to go around the park which was total crap. but it was still cool...we had a lot of breaks so that was cool. most of the time i hung out with natalie and teague...and um that was really just a lot of hyper. and theres not much more to say.
anyone wanna go to the movies tonight? i couldnt go last night cause i didnt get home till 11...
monday i did nothing...so lets skip that day, cause that was no fun.
tuesday i went over to katies at 3 (well me and michelle had our little detour and got there at 4 haha) and then we showed kates the website and she played some video game or something. so we were in katies room and jeff called and he said he was coming over to help us make cookies. (for the homeless people...) so that was really fun...a special moment was when george got in trouble for um asking a question. lol u guys know wat im talkin about. then we played candy land! haha thats when the uhh...foot incedent happened. yeah that was interesting. then kyle and michelle went home and me and jeff stayed at katies for dinner. there we had good times with mr williams, haha. then we (me, jeff, kates, and michelle) went to the movies. we saw mona lisa smile...it was good, and real easy to make fun of. then we took jeff home and me, michelle, and kates had our little talk about colored lights and white lights haha.
so today me and the jew (michelle) went bowling! haha. we went with her brother and her dad...which was interesting. haha. then she came over here and we had our "family dinner" which consisted of us kinda sitting together and talking but none of us eating all at the same time. then we all came up to the office and watched anastasia!! hell yeah! haha. well now im really tired even though its only 10. i guess bowling really um wore me out.
im so excited about christmas tomorrow! dude im seriously not gonna be able to sleep because of it. but were making cinamon rolls in the morning. if there was a lick face...i would put it on here. but theres not.
so wats everybody doin for new years? i wanna do something...but theres not much to do
I _____ [b]Jen[/b]. [b]Jen[/b] is _____. [b]Jen[/b] thinks a lot about _______. When I think of _________, I think of [b]Jen[/b]. If I were alone in a room with [b]Jen[/b], I would _____. [b]Jen[/b] needs _____. I want to ____ [b]Jen[/b]. Someday [b]Jen[/b] will _____. [b]Jen[/b] reminds me of _____. Without [b]Jen[/b] _____. Memories of [b]Jen[/b] are _____. [b]Jen[/b] can be _____. _____ is how I describe meeting [b]Jen[/b]. Worst thing about [b]Jen[/b] is _____. Best thing about [b]Jen[/b] is _____. I am ________ with [b]Jen[/b]. If I could describe [b]Jen[/b] in a word: _______.
sorry i stole that from u tracy! haha. comment, do it, and have fun with it. i can just imagine now wat some of u will write. well im going to the mall at 12 to finish shopping for all u people. so ill be gone all day. if u wanna talk to me u can call my cell (321 356 5565) or if u wanna do anything tomorrow u can call too.
so me and michelle were bein real dumbasses...and we couldnt think of anything to do. so we thought we'd just walk around. so i start walking over in her direction, and we go to maitland park. that was fun...we re-lived some memories :wink: haha. so after that we decided we were hungry so we walked down 17-92 and went to mcdonalds. man that was a long walk! and for those of u who dont know i have a phobia of being raped. haha. so walking down there was...[i]interesting.[/i] so we ate and then we walked down horatio back to my house but we took a little stop at minihaha park! haha. that was fun too...then we got to my house and watched like the top 40 music videos or something...i swear we had rap comin out the ass.
so we were supposed to go see mona lisa smile, but on the way to michelles house she got sick...so im stuck herre once again...doing nothing! seriously...its some gay stuff.
so if u wanna do anything tonight or tomorrow...then talk to me...cause im bored as a mofo.
